dakotachris:

Good for the spring time.
(“Island Madness” Watermelon Rum)
(“Sticky Sweet” Caramel Peach)

island madness trumps the sticky sweet. i have about 20 packs of the island madness!

dakotachris:

Good for the spring time.

(“Island Madness” Watermelon Rum)

(“Sticky Sweet” Caramel Peach)

island madness trumps the sticky sweet. i have about 20 packs of the island madness!

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its-okay-were-nice:

theoddsrnevernourfavour:

buzzfeed:

It’s been a really wild year on this website.

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE.

the last one

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psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

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reaching-forthe-floor:

Miss Megan,

I’m so sad that you’re leaving!!! I’m so happy that you have such a great opportunity it but it’s gonna be weird not seeing you for months and months at a time. I’m so proud of how far you’ve come and how good you’ve been doing. :’)

I hope California is good to you. You have no idea how much I’m going to miss you. We have been through so much and made it through tons of stuff together. Who knew that I could ever have such an awesome friend? Thank you for always being here for me. For making me laugh all the times I just wanted to cry. Thank you for all of our awesome memories! :)

I can’t believe tomorrow is the last time I will see you until fall. But it’s not goodbye, it’s see you later.

I love you sistahh! <33 Besties for life!

troyesivan:

penis-hilton:

he got a point

slanging

troyesivan:

penis-hilton:

he got a point

slanging

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vasilibox720:

steve harvey has heard some shit

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fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

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